“And what were you doing while all this was going on?”“Driving,” mimed the monkey.A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car to see whether it was still alive, and found that although it was very cold, the animal was still breathing. “What shall we do?” said the wife. “I know,” said the husband. “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” “But it’s all wet and it stinks!” “Well, cover the badger’s nose then!”A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his dick and starts feeling it. The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.” Then he puts his dick in. ”With that, Molly took his hand and shoved it up her dress. Jezz looked at where his hand was heading and couldn’t believe his luck. He stared at his hand disappearing under her dress before staring at her eyes while a sly grin appeared on his face. With a sudden realisation of where they were, he stared at Mike in the front seat of the car. He couldn’t see Mike’s face so he thought he was safe. He started to move his hand on her velvet pussy. The realization of that move finally hit him. No knickers!Mike was watching Molly all the time. His mirror was angled so that he could easily see her lower half. She looked across at her dad as Jezz started to fondle her pussy. The effect of her lewd behaviour caused Jezz’s cock to get hard and she slowly let her hand stray across to his groin to grab a feel. She returned to look at her dad in the front seat, hoping to grab his attention so that he would turn around and catch them, but Mike loved the sight of his daughter getting fondled, much.
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